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Borracho Nachos
8.75
Borracho Nachos
2.25
Cheesy-Cheese Goo
6.95
Cheesy-Cheese Goo
1.5
Gone w/ the Wings
9.95
Mac ‘N’ Cheesy-Changa
7.95
Cajun Piggy Backs
6.95
Sweet ‘Tater Buttons
7.95
Hillbilly Fry-Dillies
6.75
Texican Turnovers
7.95
Cheddar Balls O’ Glory
7.25
Dixie Fries
7.25
Soft Drinks
We serve our soft drinks in big 32-ounce glasses, & we also offer free refills to our dine-in guests on the beverages noted below" so that damn yankee dictator Bloomberg can just kiss our ass!
Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Sprite or Ginger Ale
2.25
Minute Maid Pink Lemonade, Mello Yello, Dr. Pepper or Fanta Orange Soda
2.25
Sweet Tea or Unsweetened Iced Tea
2.25
Coffee
1.95
Abita Root Beer or Boylan's Grape Soda
2.5
Doc Brown's Cream Soda or Gosling's Ginger Beer
2.5
Doc Brown's Cream Soda or Gosling's Ginger Beer
Doc Brown's Cream Soda or Gosling's Ginger Beer
Fiji Artesian Water
2.25
Whynatte Latte Coffee Energy Drink (8 Oz. Can) or Red Bull Energy Drink (8.4 Oz. Can)
3.5
Vortex Sandwiches
Our sandwiches come w/ a free side item. They are listed in the burger section. So find the list & pick one. If you want to choose your own type of bread, we keep the following selection on hand: thick sliced white, whole wheat, swirl rye, focaccia, hoagie roll, pita bread, burger bun or a tomato flour tortilla.
Big Nine-Inch Weenie
8.95
Super Fat Chili Dog
10.25
Dirty Cajun's Spicy Hot Link
8.25
Brooklyn Egghead
8.25
Brooklyn Egghead
1.5
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
9.25
Grilled Chicken Melt
9.25
Vortex Veggie Melt
10.25
Grilled Cheese-O-Rama
6.95
Club Deluxe
9.25
Garden-Fresh Salads
Choose from the following selection of dressings: ranch, blue cheese, avocado ranch, thousand island, caesar, jalapeno ranch, Italian, honey mustard, balsamic vinaigrette or oil & vinegar.
Vortex House Salad
7.25
Vortex House Salad
4.95
Barbequed Chicken Salad
9.75
Caesar Salad
7.25
Caesar Salad
4.95
Acapulco Salad
9.25
Acapulco Salad
2.25
Ask your server about today ’s specials & desserts because they change from day-to-day.
Our crack-team of highly trained professionals will be able to tell you everything you need to know.
Vortex Burgers
Our burgers are served on fluffy sesame-seed egg buns. They’re topped w/ lettuce, tomato & sweet red onion plus the various other ingredients described below. They’re a half-pound of pure deliciousness cooked to any temperature you’d like! *
Choose from this list of free side items
All vortex burger & sandwich plates include your choice of one of the following side items: a side portion of French fries, tater tots, potato salad, cole slaw, fried plantains or a bag of zapp’s potato chips.
Or substitute your side item for small upcharge
You may substitute a side portion of onion rings, sweet potato fries or a cup of soup or chili for an additional 2.00, or a house or caesar side salad for an additional 2.50.
Plain Ol’ Vortex Burger
8.25
Vortex Chili Burger
9.95
Vortex Cheeseburger
9.5
Vortex Bacon Cheeseburger
9.95
Blue ‘Shroom Burger
10.25
The Original Vortex Heart Stoppers
We introduced the coronary bypass burger tm in the late 1990’s, & we have been imitated ever since. So beware of cheesy, sleazy, greasy counterfeits, because the vortex is the originator of these heart-stoppingly ridiculous & delicious mega-burgers.
The Coronary Bypasstm
10.5
The Double Coronary Bypasstm
16.95
The Triple Coronary Bypasstm (Aka the Super Stack)
28.95
The Triple Coronary Bypasstm (Aka the Super Stack)
The Triple Coronary Bypasstm (Aka the Super Stack)
The Meatpacker Melttm
11.5
The Meatpacker Melttm
The Meatpacker Melttm
The Carnivorgasmtm
16.25
The Carnivorgasmtm
The Carnivorgasmtm
Want a “non-beef” vortex burger? Select any one of our burger styles, & we’ll substitute the beef patty w/ your choice from the non-beef alternatives listed below. Just add the amount shown to the regular beef burger price.
Veggie Patty
1.5
Black Bean Veggie Patty
1.5
Turkey Patty
1.5
Homemade Soup & Chili
All of our soup & chili is made fresh, in-house every morning. We serve our soup w/ crackers & our chili w/ a piece of our delicious homemade jalapeno corn bread. We’ll add shredded jack & cheddar cheese on top of any of them, if you ask us to.
The Vortex Soup of the Day
3.25
The Vortex Soup of the Day
3.95
Meaty Firehouse Chili
3.95
Meaty Firehouse Chili
4.5
White Chicken Chili
3.95
White Chicken Chili
4.5
